CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG
CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG
This is me sneezing and it’s one of the most adorable things you’ll watch all day.
man lets reblog some cute happy shit
This is so beautiful.
“Abandoned by straight people.” Something homophobic people tend to over look
Love this campaign. Also, is that Shane Dawson?
as an added argument, aren’t homosexual couples actually a scientific advantage at this point? We, as a species, are becoming quite overpopulated. However, homosexual couples 1) do not add to the population, and 2) take care of children that would not be taken care of otherwise. This slows the rise in population, meaning that our species may even survive longer because of it.
HOMOSEXUALITY, FROM A SCIENTIFIC POINT OF VIEW, IS AN ADVANTAGE TO THE HUMAN RACE.
REBLOG IS CAUSE THEY BLOGED IT
I have been stating that argument for some time now. Glad someone else gets it.
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Beware! It’s Friday the 13th.
Chris and i decided to play a prank on our roommate.
and then we added to it
and it glows
Kodak Easyshare C633 Zoom Digital Camera
Our little house in El Salvador has steps like this leading into the ocean :3 when the tide is low, you can step down onto the beach. When the tide is high, you can step right into the water.
that wood would rot and be hella unsafe I would not trust that shit
sneakyfeets ITS LIKE FOUR STEPS
FOUR STEPS OF DEATH BRO
YOU’RE WALKIN DOWN THAT SHIT, MAYBE YOU A LIL TIPSY, IT’S SUMMER, GOT YOUR COORS IN ONE HAND MAYBE SOME SHITTY IPOD KNOCKOFF BECAUSE NOBODY WHO’S ANYBODY FUCKING BUYS IPODS ANYMORE
YOU’RE DROWSY, YOU FEELIN GOOD THEN BAM! STEP NUMBER THREE SNAPS ON YOU! IT’S ROTTED, IT’S GROSS IT’S EMBEDDED 6 INCHES UP ALL INTO YOUR LEG MAN AND GUESS WHAT
THERE’S A PARASITE SWIMMIN UP IN THAT WATER HE SEE YOUR BLOOD HE FEELIN LIKE HOLLAH HOMBRE GONNA MAKE YOUR WOUND FEEL LIKE HOME BAM STAFF INFECTION YOUR LEG GOTTA COME OFF BRO OR YOU DIE YOU FUCKING DEAD
OF COURSE BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN GET TO THE DOCTOR SO HE CAN SIT YOU DOWN WITH ONE LEG ON YOUR KNEE IN A COMFORTING GESTURE AND THE OTHER HOLDING A TABLESAW BEHIND HIS BACK BAM SMELL OF BLOOD ATTRACTS A MASSIVE SHARK AND HE TAKES OFF YOUR OTHER LEG BECAUSE HE’S A DISCERNING MAN SHARK HE KNOWS YOUR LEG THAT’S SHANKED UP AND WOODEN GONNA GIVE HIM MOUTH SPLINTERS HE AINT NO FOOL
THAT’S TWO LEGS GONE BRO. DEUCE BITCHES
'FOUR STEPS' MY ASS NATURAL SELECTION IS COMING FOR YOU
Salt water doesn’t rot wood.
SHUT UP NERD
this post was wild
OH MY GOD
Wow. What a piece of shit this guy is.
I saw this post on facebook and the comments were full of miserable fucking American parents (for some reason, the other countries were being cool) being all “sprinkles won’t teach them anything” “monster spray will just make them further believe that monsters are real and you are encouraging stupid ideas” “putting glitter on money is illegal, you will be arrested”
The entire thread made me wonder why some miserable cunts are parents after all. Their kids are going to be boring ass stock brokers or something
The facebook post made me this angry too… these ideas are freaking genius
Oh for… it is illegal, but holy shit you won’t be arrested unless you’re, like, burning and pissing on currency in front of a bunch of cops (or treasury agents). Even then they’d probably tell you to quit before they actually pursued charges. Like, I know a lot of times I’m like “OMG PLEASE STOP” when it comes to defacing currency because it just makes my job harder as a bank employee, but I’m talking about people, like…. writing ‘boner’ on one dollar bills because EVERYONE thinks they’re the first motherfucker to think that one up. Put glitter on tooth fairy money, do it, don’t worry about the cops coming, jeez.
What’s wrong with fucking sprinkles? I mean you can’t put them on everything (they’ll sink to the bottom of juice, for example), but putting them on smoothies isn’t going to kill them, so why the fuck not?
*cough* critical American helicopter parents are the worst *cough*
Although I’m just gonna say that if I have a bottle of monster spray, rest assured it’s holy water or has salt in it I’ve heard too much to take chances
Listen here you ducks, this is a fucking candy giveaway.
That’s all you are getting, candy, lost of it, a motherfucking box filled with candy.
Boring rules you should probably read:
- You must be following me. Because I fucking like having followers. Not going to lie.
- Reblog as much as you want I don’t care go crazy. Just don’t be a spammer, everyone hates spammers. I hate spammers. Not really. I love you.
- Likes don’t count.
- No giveaway blogs. Come on, don’t be thatguy.
- If your blog promotes any kind of hate don’t bother reblogging. Seriously, stick that reblog up your ass.
- You must be comfortable giving me your address! I’ll ship everywhere. I don’t care.
- Inbox open and you must reply withing 48 hours. Because I’m pretty damn impatient.
- Giveaway ends… let’s say 9th of July.
- Feel free to message me any questions. Seriously. Anything. Come on man, bring it on, we tight.
- There will be only one winner. Unless you think you are two people which is cool, but you’d still only be getting one box though.
Seriously? I just told you. CANDY.
Hey, you have allergies? We tight man, if you win just tell me what not to buy.
Okay, but seriously, love you all and good luck!
Write Real People
click and drag game
- ONE RULE: DON’T CLICK AND DRAG UNTIL YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU LIKE!
- if you want me to add anything just write me. i’ll add that and update the post!
I love all the click and drag games on Tumblr and after I read an article about diversity in YA books, I wanted to make a click and drag “game” myself. (i think this was the article, but i’m not sure, sorry)