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burdenedwithglorioussass:

villemusvonawesome:

thebabbagepatch:

thecharliecharmander:

thebabbagepatch:

thebabbagepatch:

I am saying that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then I will walk across the Sydney Harbour Bridge in a goddamn penis suit.

And we’ve plateaued at about 300 notes. This is good news.

Not if I can help it.

Lawl remember this guys?

Bringing this back because it needs to happen.

Reblogging again because this still needs to happen.

frienem:

hyenasinbootyshorts:

tommypom:

This is me sneezing and it’s one of the most adorable things you’ll watch all day.

man lets reblog some cute happy shit

BABY

paperangelsandplastichearts:

shad-endrwolf:

supernatural-and-slippers:

cjthefangirl:

themovieneverends:

the16thmeteorshower:

This is so beautiful.

“Abandoned by straight people.” Something homophobic people tend to over look

Love this campaign. Also, is that Shane Dawson?

as an added argument, aren’t homosexual couples actually a scientific advantage at this point? We, as a species, are becoming quite overpopulated. However, homosexual couples 1) do not add to the population, and 2) take care of children that would not be taken care of otherwise. This slows the rise in population, meaning that our species may even survive longer because of it.

HOMOSEXUALITY, FROM A SCIENTIFIC POINT OF VIEW, IS AN ADVANTAGE TO THE HUMAN RACE.

REBLOG IS CAUSE THEY BLOGED IT

I have been stating that argument for some time now. Glad someone else gets it.

(Source: iwatchforsasha)

hipster-trichster:

sneakyfeets:

angry-shaman:

sneakyfeets:

ill-icarus:

sneakyfeets:

metztlixochitl:

Our little house in El Salvador has steps like this leading into the ocean :3 when the tide is low, you can step down onto the beach. When the tide is high, you can step right into the water.

that wood would rot and be hella unsafe I would not trust that shit

sneakyfeets ITS LIKE FOUR STEPS

FOUR STEPS OF DEATH BRO
YOU’RE WALKIN DOWN THAT SHIT, MAYBE YOU A LIL TIPSY, IT’S SUMMER, GOT YOUR COORS IN ONE HAND MAYBE SOME SHITTY IPOD KNOCKOFF BECAUSE NOBODY WHO’S ANYBODY FUCKING BUYS IPODS ANYMORE
YOU’RE DROWSY, YOU FEELIN GOOD THEN BAM! STEP NUMBER THREE SNAPS ON YOU! IT’S ROTTED, IT’S GROSS IT’S EMBEDDED 6 INCHES UP ALL INTO YOUR LEG MAN AND GUESS WHAT
THERE’S A PARASITE SWIMMIN UP IN THAT WATER HE SEE YOUR BLOOD HE FEELIN LIKE HOLLAH HOMBRE GONNA MAKE YOUR WOUND FEEL LIKE HOME BAM STAFF INFECTION YOUR LEG GOTTA COME OFF BRO OR YOU DIE YOU FUCKING DEAD
OF COURSE BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN GET TO THE DOCTOR SO HE CAN SIT YOU DOWN WITH ONE LEG ON YOUR KNEE IN A COMFORTING GESTURE AND THE OTHER HOLDING A TABLESAW BEHIND HIS BACK BAM SMELL OF BLOOD ATTRACTS A MASSIVE SHARK AND HE TAKES OFF YOUR OTHER LEG BECAUSE HE’S A DISCERNING MAN SHARK HE KNOWS YOUR LEG THAT’S SHANKED UP AND WOODEN GONNA GIVE HIM MOUTH SPLINTERS HE AINT NO FOOL
THAT’S TWO LEGS GONE BRO. DEUCE BITCHES
'FOUR STEPS' MY ASS NATURAL SELECTION IS COMING FOR YOU

Salt water doesn’t rot wood.

SHUT UP NERD

this post was wild
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hipster-trichster:

sneakyfeets:

angry-shaman:

sneakyfeets:

ill-icarus:

sneakyfeets:

metztlixochitl:

Our little house in El Salvador has steps like this leading into the ocean :3 when the tide is low, you can step down onto the beach. When the tide is high, you can step right into the water.

that wood would rot and be hella unsafe I would not trust that shit

sneakyfeets ITS LIKE FOUR STEPS

FOUR STEPS OF DEATH BRO

YOU’RE WALKIN DOWN THAT SHIT, MAYBE YOU A LIL TIPSY, IT’S SUMMER, GOT YOUR COORS IN ONE HAND MAYBE SOME SHITTY IPOD KNOCKOFF BECAUSE NOBODY WHO’S ANYBODY FUCKING BUYS IPODS ANYMORE

YOU’RE DROWSY, YOU FEELIN GOOD THEN BAM! STEP NUMBER THREE SNAPS ON YOU! IT’S ROTTED, IT’S GROSS IT’S EMBEDDED 6 INCHES UP ALL INTO YOUR LEG MAN AND GUESS WHAT

THERE’S A PARASITE SWIMMIN UP IN THAT WATER HE SEE YOUR BLOOD HE FEELIN LIKE HOLLAH HOMBRE GONNA MAKE YOUR WOUND FEEL LIKE HOME BAM STAFF INFECTION YOUR LEG GOTTA COME OFF BRO OR YOU DIE YOU FUCKING DEAD

OF COURSE BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN GET TO THE DOCTOR SO HE CAN SIT YOU DOWN WITH ONE LEG ON YOUR KNEE IN A COMFORTING GESTURE AND THE OTHER HOLDING A TABLESAW BEHIND HIS BACK BAM SMELL OF BLOOD ATTRACTS A MASSIVE SHARK AND HE TAKES OFF YOUR OTHER LEG BECAUSE HE’S A DISCERNING MAN SHARK HE KNOWS YOUR LEG THAT’S SHANKED UP AND WOODEN GONNA GIVE HIM MOUTH SPLINTERS HE AINT NO FOOL

THAT’S TWO LEGS GONE BRO. DEUCE BITCHES

'FOUR STEPS' MY ASS NATURAL SELECTION IS COMING FOR YOU

Salt water doesn’t rot wood.

SHUT UP NERD

this post was wild

(Source: petiteluz)

overnight-shipping:

bemusedlybespectacled:

sonneillonv:

paperpants:

I saw this post on facebook and the comments were full of miserable fucking American parents (for some reason, the other countries were being cool) being all “sprinkles won’t teach them anything” “monster spray will just make them further believe that monsters are real and you are encouraging stupid ideas” “putting glitter on money is illegal, you will be arrested”

The entire thread made me wonder why some miserable cunts are parents after all. Their kids are going to be boring ass stock brokers or something

The facebook post made me this angry too… these ideas are freaking genius

Oh for… it is illegal, but holy shit you won’t be arrested unless you’re, like, burning and pissing on currency in front of a bunch of cops (or treasury agents).  Even then they’d probably tell you to quit before they actually pursued charges.  Like, I know a lot of times I’m like “OMG PLEASE STOP” when it comes to defacing currency because it just makes my job harder as a bank employee, but I’m talking about people, like…. writing ‘boner’ on one dollar bills because EVERYONE thinks they’re the first motherfucker to think that one up.  Put glitter on tooth fairy money, do it, don’t worry about the cops coming, jeez.

What’s wrong with fucking sprinkles? I mean you can’t put them on everything (they’ll sink to the bottom of juice, for example), but putting them on smoothies isn’t going to kill them, so why the fuck not?

*cough* critical American helicopter parents are the worst *cough*
Although I’m just gonna say that if I have a bottle of monster spray, rest assured it’s holy water or has salt in it I’ve heard too much to take chances

(Source: ourlifewithneo-x)

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